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PostSubject: Something I noticed   Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:43 pm



Things I have watched children learn at my shop



Do no pick on your sister if she is holding a wiffle-ball bat

Never tell your mom her diet is not working


When your dad asks, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer


Don’t piss off mom when she is pregnant


When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents


Never be a smartass to a mom whose eye is twitching


Dad’s hit harder but move slower


Never tell your little sister you don’t care what mom says


Even if your mom is wearing a thong do not say, “Your butt is eating your underwear!”


Just because you are wearing a superman costume does not mean you can fly


While in a Spiderman Costume spitting on your brother is not a good substitute for a “web shooter”


Although you can put frosting into your ears…you really shouldn’t


An obstacle course bounce house only has two exits…If I have two parents…there is no escape


Mothers travel at the speed relative to the impropriety of what a child is doing


Moms chase…dads ambush

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