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PostSubject: Men (continued)   Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:41 pm

These are shining examples of how clouded our gene pool truely is.

Women tend to live more by emotional response or need and our basic programing is so simple they tend to be in disbelief that it can be so simple. Which I am sure confuses the hell out of woman and creates many questions. I shall try to provide some answers here:

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Why don't men get PMS?
Because PMS should have been called "Mad Cow Disease" but that was already taken. Men can't get Mad Cow Disease because we are all pigs.

What is a "50/50" relationship for a man? women cook-we eat; women clean-we dirty; women iron-we wrinkle.

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

In a basic review to this subject, although we can be dumber than a box of rocks, and somtimes difficult to deal with. We do have our uses and every now and again in an effort to obtain one or all of our three basics needs, we can be very endearing.

FINAL REVIEW: Much like a lawnmover, hard to start, creates noxious odors and half the time we don't work. You will have a need for one sooner or later so you might as well spend some big money and try to get a good one.

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